A Competition for Men

by Adam on 25, June, 2012

Velo Vintage Competition

Gentlemen, and on this occasion, I pray the good Ladies who frequent this club occasionally will not take umbridge at me addressing the following missive solely towards the Gentlemen of the club. However ladies, please do not turn your backs in disgust as we shall have an announcement directed at your good selves in the not too distant future.

You may (or may not) be aware that those jolly amicable people at Velo Vintage are having a little soirée in Exmouth this September coming. In a magnificent act of generosity Mr Cycling Photographer has proposed a little competition for the Gentlemen proposing to participate on the expedition, between now and September Mr Photographer has propositioned that between now and September we set to growing the old Soup Strainers with the competition being judged on the day at the event.

The prize for the Master of the Moustache will be a Tintype style portrait taken by the afore mentioned Mr Photographer, to put this prize into some form of context I can only advise you to have a little peep at his Portfolio. I think it’s fair to say whoever is lucky enough to win this little contest will be in jolly good company.

To ensure everything is kept above board and very much to my chagrin, any chaps who help out in The Assembly’s engine room will not be entering this

“A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one.”

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SlyRed June 26, 2012 at 3:35 pm

In America we’d let our women compete, but they’d probably have the testosterone to win :^{0

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fossil June 26, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Alas ,
The memsahib , has said NO ! to the lip weasel .

So i might have to don the fake one for the day , I know I won’t be eligible, but its the thought that counts

Fos

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