Post edited 8:50 pm – 30, August, 2012 by EmGeeCeCe
The Cycling Photographer said:
Cripes!
Think of this in a positive way chaps. Women amongst us: bike cleaning, laundering undies,
getting the decanter from the side board to one's chair, tamping one's pipe…. I'll stop there!
"Welcome ladies!".
TCP – quite the exemplary gentleman, as ever! Delightful.
Thank you kindly for your eagerness to clean our bikes and offer us a glass or two of some excellent beverage in our honour. Whereas I do enjoy some fine tobacco now and then, it will suffice to bring me my ebony cigarette holder and the brass lighter down to 'le salon' from my handbag in the bike shed, dear.
Yet in any case, Mistress Level Brim and myself shall certainly gladly accept your efforts to make our lives even more comfortable. (As for the undies, I hope we can agree that even nice lacy and silken laundry should better not be, errm.. aired in public).
Wonderful ! Someone to clean our bikes and refill our glasses, can't wait
Indeed, they are all such splendid fellows, and I can assure you that TCP is such a particularly obliging and generous exemplar of the 'strong sex' who wouldn't mind a bit cleaning, fixing and polishing your bike… or even your shoes, if he is right at it. ("My pleasure, madam.." – "Ahm, thank you, Sir": That's the agenda – I am sure you get the idea, Mistress Brim).
Good evening Mr CP. Excellent and well put, Sir. I surely must remember that one. (A little advice from my side, if you don't mind a young filly doing so: there's a rather simple way of bypassing the crux: what you never start with, will never have to end… )
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