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2:06 pm
16, June, 2012


The Cycling Photographer

Cotswolds

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Gentlemen, I wondered if I could instigate a competition, to be judged by lady associates at the proposed

gathering in the New Forest in September?

 

I think that a moustache competition should be mounted for which I will personally donate a prize of a photo portrait,

(taken by me), 10"x8" on metal, to the winner. I would like to suggest, that if acceptable, all members that are planning to

attend the gathering start 'growing' from 22nd June. This should give potential entrants the chance to see this post, warn their

beloved partners, wives, concubines and commanding officers.

 

Rules are that under no circumstances will artificial offerings or the colouring ones natural growth will be accepted. The use of dressing products and colognes will be permitted.

 

I would welcome any comments on this proposal and hope that a resounding acceptance of this challenge will be forthcoming.

 

I await The Assembly's approval.

 

TCP.

2:27 pm
16, June, 2012


Dodger

Derbyshire

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posts 1770

… isn't the New Forest ride October ?… September is Devon….

2:39 pm
16, June, 2012


The Cycling Photographer

Cotswolds

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posts 700

Sorry, had the monocle in the wrong way round!

Well then, either? I suppose it depends on how long one would want a soup strainer

under their noses for, and the curtailing of their 'evening antics'………

7:57 pm
20, June, 2012


Adam

Manchester

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posts 1939

Evening Gentlemen,

What an excellent idea for a competition. I had better start growing mine now.

Regards,

Adam

8:23 pm
20, June, 2012


«AK» – Swiss Bob

Zurich

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good evening, gentlemen

a splendid idea indeed… 

Mhh… 'start growing' yours, Mr Adam?  You might have something of a head start, might you not? (Just don't go to some trainee barber who might cut your whiskers off again before October).  

regards etc

AK 

8:31 pm
20, June, 2012


«AK» – Swiss Bob

Zurich

Member

posts 104

our special 'little friend' from North London has already started growing his, by the way … (I wonder what Mrs Adam thinks of the cap's new look). 

 

8:34 pm
20, June, 2012


The Cycling Photographer

Cotswolds

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posts 700

Post edited 8:34 pm – 20, June, 2012 by The Cycling Photographer


I didn't know Will Young owned a Guvnor?!

8:48 pm
20, June, 2012


Dodger

Derbyshire

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Well chaps I think this competition is very unfair… I tried to grow a lip weasel at Xmas… unfortunately i looked like a pirate… However should any of you chaps decide to enter the aforementioned competition, I believe only fair for you chaps to fully appreciate what an extraordinary offer TCPs prize is …. !!!!

 

…just take a look at the "portfolio" of Mr TCPs webbysite… http://www.markfairhurstphotog…..apher.com/

 

MGcC

8:57 pm
20, June, 2012


«AK» – Swiss Bob

Zurich

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«Excuuuse, me Sir.. ehem…, … hmmm… Mr T-C-P… I do not own .. ehem.. aihh… motorcycle, nor a bi–ehe,-cycle… like some of my acting fellows from up Noohrth.

I do have a moustache, though… and I am…ehem..  drive aiee…. £143,325 Ferrarii… ehm. And I therefore wonder.. – as I have not been alloweed to take part in thee Pashleeey Picnic ride with my Ferrari – whether I could participate in any jolly good jaunt in the New Forest, possibly? (I am aware that I am, ehem… officiallay not allowed to drive more than 30 miles per hour in that… ehem.. area – aie former haunting ground apparently? However, I have heard that, ehem..  a certain lady likes to ride her Princess Sovereign even faster… So, this should not really be an issue… and moreover, I have made the acquaintance of police officers before, as you might be aware of. 

In any case, I am most obliged to you for our ehem… obliging reply, Sir.. . » 

 

 

8:33 am
21, June, 2012


The Cycling Photographer

Cotswolds

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posts 700

Sir, after having personally witnessed your antics in your vulgar sports machine some time

ago in the Cotswolds, I feel it would be totally inappropriate for you to take part. Your attempt at a three point

turn in Ms.Hurley's drive was laughable.

May I suggest you leave the Italian stallion at home and spend some of your well earned(?) cash on a Guvnor.

One can get one's leg over one of these with ease and with no fear of getting into trouble.

A word of warning: turn up with a wardrobe/make-up department 'tash' and you will be out!

Oh, and none of that foppish swearing stuff……

TCP.

8:26 pm
21, June, 2012


Adam

Manchester

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posts 1939

Evening Ladies and Gentlemen,

Now I know who the chap in the top first image is posted by Ms. Zweirad (the fruit box just in shot gives the game away) however the second couple I have absolutely no idea.

I'm aware they are celebrities of some sort, but beyond that I am struggling. Now I am unsure which way to take this, reading the comments they appear to be a pair of Yahoo's and I have subconsciously taken the decision decided not to register their existence.

The second and I am afraid the most likely I am hopelessly out of touch with popular media and I really should visit a moving picture house more often.

Regards,

Adam

10:25 pm
21, June, 2012


Dodger

Derbyshire

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Mr Adam Sir, I've also recently discovered that my local Moving Picture House have even "let go" their organist !!!, I have duly sent the manager of the aforementioned establishment a stiff letter of my displeasure !

 

Shocked of Derby

10:58 pm
21, June, 2012


Adam

Manchester

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posts 1939

Evening Ladies and Gentlmen,

You will be pleased to know that when Mrs Adam and I last went to the moving picture house to see Casablanca (a re-showing I hastento add) the Organist was still present and correct, along with a short Laurel and Hardy feature and a lady selling ice cream between the two features. Alas it was not Lyons Maid and no Kiora to be seen.

Regards,

Adam.

10:19 am
28, June, 2012


The Cycling Photographer

Cotswolds

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posts 700

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