The Colours

October 1, 2013 Accessories

Occasionally in the evening at Assembly Manor you may hear in reverend tones reference to “The Colours”, to date this has always a dignified allusion to our Merino Wool cycle jerseys, Mr Fossil has however now gone a step further. A request was raised with the Art Department for suitable artwork the artwork checked, the […]

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A Review of the Pashley Guv’nor

March 4, 2013 Accessories

We fellows at the Guvnors Assembly have been around the block a few times with the Guvnor now and it is about time we put pen to paper to share our collective thoughts on the machine. The nuts and bolts of the bicycle are easy enough to find on the Pashley Guv’nor micro-site but in […]

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An Image for Mobile Communications Device

January 21, 2013 Accessories

  Over at the Guvnors Assembly it has been a quiet old week, the onset of the third Ice Age has resulted in a little curtailing of activities, and the Devil has indeed found a little bit of work for idle hands, sub zero temperatures and a little Pink Gin resulted in the above. Please […]

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The EH Works Tool Roll

January 14, 2013 Accessories

  Occasionally when a fellow is “on the rivet” the ubiquitous Carradice can be a little excessive. A point that I am happy to be argued down on, after all should a fellow ever leave his front door without a Thermos and a Hip Flask of his favourite tipple? I digress. Supposing the Good Man […]

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Fennel’s Journal

January 6, 2013 Accessories

A little while before Christmas, Assembly Towers had an electronic letter drop onto our virtual door mat, it was a short note from a Mr Nigel ‘Fennel’ Hudson, introducing himself and asking if perhaps I may be interested in bringing his Journal to the attention of the Ladies and Gentlemen from the Assembly? Interest piqued, […]

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Harold Briercliffe Cycle Touring Guides

December 2, 2012 Accessories

I’m sure a few of you fellows may recall a televisual series hosted by the redoubtable Ms. Clare Balding in which she travelled around this Sceptred Isle following routes originally plotted by a Mr Harold Briercliffe, indeed it even inspired several foolish souls from this parish to attempt a character building route around Hebden Bridge. […]

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A Competition for Men

June 25, 2012 Attire

Gentlemen, and on this occasion, I pray the good Ladies who frequent this club occasionally will not take umbridge at me addressing the following missive solely towards the Gentlemen of the club. However ladies, please do not turn your backs in disgust as we shall have an announcement directed at your good selves in the not […]

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